"Manliness isn't about being clean, it's about handling your business properly. My sheds a mess, my cars a mess, my 18 wheeler is "cleanish", but my butt is always clean. I suppose my life would be easier if I was a little more…"
"I only have this story, passed down from man to man, father to other person and son to stranger:
Young bull to old bull: "Hey! There's some nice cows over there in that field. Let's run over there and do some of them!"