"The ones who amuse me are the men who start dying their hair when they start to turn grey. As they get older it looks more and more unnatural. a twenty year old who dyes his hair a fun colour is acceptable if a little bizarre in my book, a bit like…"
"Make sure they are happy with their bedrooms and that they feel it is their special space, let them choose their curtains etc if possible. It can be difficult but the main thing is to establish in their minds that they are safe there and it is their…"
"I almost always have a masseur, having said that there are some pretty strong masseuses out there, not for the faint hearted.
Having a guy massage me seems less complicated somehow and I am more relaxed."
"I have recently been given a slow cooker and did oxtail in Guinness with dark chocolate, cooked on high for 16 hours and it was truly wonderful, I endorse the suggestion though that is is really for cooking large quantities and not for a couple of…"
"Learn to cook Reuben,
It will make you the most attractive man on the block, women love a man who can feed them!
Start with a few basic recipes and you will be amazed and encouraged, but what is cheap in the shops, things that are in season, cheaper…"
"there are masses of different mints, I collected them for a while, my favoutite one has slightly purple leaves with a really purple underside. I use them chopped in an oil and vinegar dressing on tomato salad with a little shallot"
"In the Arab world most men seem to be addicted to the stuff and business meetings with a room with air conditioning full of men leaves me with a headache more often than not.
The middle east must be the biggest market for the stuff.
A little goes a…"
"I gave it up about ten years ago for health reasons and I found that going to the cinema in the evenings helped enormously, just putting yourself somewhere you could not smoke makes it easier. Also avoid friends who smoke, nothing is worse than…"
"I was recently turned back at airport security because I was carrying a large piece of silverware i wished to sell. there was no way it could be described as a weapon but large metal items are forbidden. I lost my ticket and wasted my day and others…"
"What's a SERE 100... You finish your annual training? Your PTP? Your Leadership course? Fucking Math for Marines motherfucker. MCI is in a transition to MarineNet and I have no idea what they're doing at the…"
"We can always find reasons things will cost us. Deportation is cheap (the deportation itself; how much money government spends on hearings I don't know). ER care is very expensive. Public schooling is pretty expensive.…"