"Yeah I mean look at Cosmo Magazine. I don't have enough fingers on my hands to count how many times the word Sex is used. Plus it is just a false image. Air brushing, photo shopping, it just sets an unattainable precedent.  Leah Darrow has…"

"Certs! Haven't heard that one in a while. "

"If they can't even fire Nidal Hassan ... who can they?   JB"

"It sucks, man.  I'm sorry.  All that stuff about time and healing and whatnot is true, but right now, it just sucks.  Go for a run or go to the gym and do the most intense workout ever. "

"I did it. I called her up and told her that I couldn't keep talking to her if she didn't have any feelings for me. I said something stupid about hoping that her life went well and then said goodbye. I didn't really leave any loose…"

"I bought some bacon flavored mint and some corn dog flavored mints; they both tasted terrible."