"Well, this is interesting.
I recently met someone who was at the Charlottesville troubles. He described himself as alt-right, and the event as Unify the Right, bringing together (he said) a wide variety of types of people. I wanted to hear his…"
"Next time you have a sit down with her, wear a Buffs tshirt. You're making too big a deal about it. Although for future reference, talking smack about a superior's sports team, especially on a first meeting, is a bad idea."
"Counselors have a huge impact? Like most of us here, I went through high school. I would have called the impact "too small to notice."
It sounds like you aren't sure where to stop with joking. If so, you can always…"