"ues in relationships (going to church, dietary choices, sexual choices, ect), but it really is vital to remember that you are looking for a human partner, not a compatible preacher. In the world of active Christianity, that is actually…"

"I would say that it depends on what you want out of the friendship, and to what extent that friendship goes. And to go into such a friendship understanding that the eventuality is that one of the two of you will become involved with someone, and…"

"Incorrect, you communist pinko heathen atheist."

"Have you a "Too long; Didn't read" version?   Here's a hint, based on the fact that I could not bring myself to read your entire question because it is roughly the same length as my bible and it is almost certainly…"

"Saw that one.   Pure brass balls on that guy. Someone send that Man an Art of Manliness T-shirt. "

"Here is the big secret, dude.   Prepare yourself, this is highly privileged information, only the most manly of Men can even handle knowing it, let alone truly process it.   You go up to her, and ask her out on a…"

"Buy him a beer, make a joke about his sexuality and cook steaks together on the grill. Outdoors. "

"TL;DR  But it's probably a load of crap, being commented on by someone who wishes there was some other load of crap that conforms more to their own crap-tastic view of how someone else should treat their kids. "

"Yup.  Never saw your question.  Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?"

"Well if you owned a couch, you'd sit on it wouldn't you?"

"Careful big guy, your insecurities are showing and you are overcompensating.   You don't have to spend a lot of money to dress well. The dollar amount associated with the procurement of your shirt is irrelevant, up or down.  You…"

"If you need the asterisks of history articulated to you in order for you to understand that someone else realizes that these Men had flaws like any other human being, then attempting to do so is irrelevant.   P.S. Jefferson…"

"Jesus saves. (everybody else, roll for damage)"

"Don't know. I'm a PJs' kinda guy myself"

"Well Chu, at least you're realistic about your goals. "

"O.P.   Yup.   And what? "