"Yeah, you will get the occasional comment that will make you chuckle at the "young uns" but we were all there once. I for one wish I had a place like this at that age to learn from those that had already traveled down the road a bit…"
"Would you like to know what has made me remember you so well? It wasn't that you're a candy assed pansy who wheres more makeup than my exwife when she was a stripper, who thinks that all women want a soft, weak, smiley man in a red sports…"
"Having a hair nazi parent is not one of those things you look back on as an adult and appreciate, because it's less about the job of raising a good human, and more about Mom's image. The kid knows that, and will remember that."