Hi there Jacob. Welcome to AoM. I see you have joined my son's group Man Bags. Good move. Also, I'd like to give you a friendly invite to check out my group, The Great Debate. Just click on "Groups." It's the one with the colorful galaxy picture. It's also one of the most active groups on AoM. In any case, great to have you aboard.
Surely not anything someone in the Swedish Royal Guards (PBUT) would do!
I think touching your face is a terrible vector for disease - but perhaps we should defer to more elevated ambassadors of hygiene. After all, I'm southern."