"Ha!  That question may be the most ironic thing of all!  The irony of being ironic online is that the actual irony is disguised within more irony.  Like Inception! By the way, I notice you call me a liberal... is there any irony in…"

"42"

"The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.""But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It…"

"I've not met Kevin in person yet. We've corresponded for a couple of years but can't seem to be in the same town at the same time. We're supposed to be playing golf at some point."

"Wait a minute...do you know Kevin personally?? I would really enjoy meeting him."

"Maybe that's why I haven't seen Kevin Jackson lately..."

"You also can't be conservative and black. Milo better be careful because apparently he doesn't exist and he could dematerialize at any moment."

"You can't be conservative and gay. That's well known and documented.  /sarcasm"

"hehehe... Welcome to my reality."

"Although, ironically enough, the gay guy turned out to be a conservative...."

"I like to mock liberals too, Titus, and in a quite level-headed fashion that you would appreciate. I even mocked a gay guy once, you would have loved it!"

"I think its important to remember that a single study cannot be conclusive. It needs other similar studies to corroborate its results before anyone can say one way or the other. Having said that, even if dozens of studies showed that homosexual men…"

"How are gay people not stable? I say that sexual minorities can be as stable as they want to be. My man and I have been together for 25 years."

"This speech is just dripping with cultural Marxism."

"Or the Reinhart & Rogoff Austerity study to force politics even though it has been shown to be crappy economics and piss poor use of excel and basic math?"

"I disagree. Just as I would disagree if you replaced the word "science" with the word "religion" - though for slightly different reasons. "