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ALL PUNS INTENDED

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you,
but don't start anything.'

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and
says: 'A beer please, and one for the road.'

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the… Continue

The following was posted over at The Art of Womanliness by my daughter, Jeanne Adams. It's a "kick!"

"Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes

There is no fast food

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list… Continue

Went over to the DMV this morning to renew my driver's license and to get a new sticker for my 1988, Bronco (Zia, 4 wheel, NM special edition). I was also killing time before driving down to Las Cruces to pick up my wife from the hospital. I took a number and sat down next to a fellow who definitely looked like he lived under a bridge. He was about my own age, long matted dishwater blond hair and a full beard, dirty baseball cap, skinny as a rail, greasy jeans held up by a rope tied to his belt… Continue