"Shave with a straight razor.
Drink Old Rasputin and Wild Turkey, straight up.
Every time Melanie and I have sex, furniture gets broken. I gave up on bed frames a long time ago.
Laugh about truly sick shit (A real call: Kid got pulled head-first into…"
"Ah, a man after my own heart. There's a few good FM channels like that around Omaha and Lincoln, and one out of Grand Island, but when you get out into the Sand Hills, it gets genuinely creepy. Nothing but dead static, with only the occasional…"