"It sucks, man.  I'm sorry.  All that stuff about time and healing and whatnot is true, but right now, it just sucks.  Go for a run or go to the gym and do the most intense workout ever. "

"I did it. I called her up and told her that I couldn't keep talking to her if she didn't have any feelings for me. I said something stupid about hoping that her life went well and then said goodbye. I didn't really leave any loose…"

"I bought some bacon flavored mint and some corn dog flavored mints; they both tasted terrible."

"My opinion on the subject is very similar to JB's.  My own personal experience is that when the appearance and/or opportunity of wrong-doing is present, problems will be caused in the relationship.  I myself have plenty of female…"

"Does it have to have manly flavors, like motor oil or steak? I don't know of any mints that have such awesomeness in them."

"I recommend "Pound Foolish." It summarizes both "Millionaire Next Door" and Ramsey's stuff in one book."

"Altoids"