"I like "no worries". I'll occasionally use that one."

"Whatever, dudes. Surf's up, gotta run. Btw, Keanu Reeves was totally rad in Point Break!"

"Unless you are one. "

"It would be very bad for someone to think that you frequently wear a tank....... lol"

"Only where it is useful. For example 'armor' means armored tanks, and 'armour' means personal protective armor. Distinguishing between the two is useful, so I use it."

"I assumed every American sounded like Waylon Jennings..."

"That's like saying you know your breath doesn't stink because you can't smell it."

"That is so, like, totally bogus, dude!"

"That is so, like, totally bogus, dude!   Everyone knows the only truly correct form of American English is Texan.  Y'all couldn't speak correctly if you tried.  ;)"

"Californian English.  That is to say American with no dialect / accent.  "

"My grandparents in Newfoundland spoke with a Waterford Irish or somewhat English accent (depending on who they spoke to or what part of the city they came from), my parents a softer one, and I sound like a yank with a slight Irish accent (many here…"

"I use Australian English, which is closer to British English than American. However, I lament the state of English generally. Where did apostrophes go? Since when is it acceptable ask if there is a few of something? Don't get me started on…"

"Someone told you a story there!  I'm originally from Boston, so I can assure you, if you ask for a custard cone, someone WILL give you a funny look...  Soft serve is soft serve... now Sprinkles and Jimmies... thats a…"

"There's more than one variety of American English.  Southern English almost a language all its own.  Completely different from Yankee English (think William F. Buckley vs. Jeff Foxworthy).  Areas like Minnesota have more in…"

"In Newfoundland, we call soft serve icecream "custard cones". I hear that they are called that in Boston too."

"Well, let's see... I speak what used to be called Standard American English most of the time. - I grew up in Boston. So I can access a Boston accent when I visit home, but people understand me just fine as long as I don't use…"