"I concur with Liam. I haven't made any wine but I do dabble in beer brewing and making mead, which are fairly similar. I wouldn't start without buying an extract kit from a brewing/winemaking store and getting some advice from them. You…"
"That reminds me of this model that goes by the name "Elke the Stallion". I assume it's because she's one of those "thick" / booty / urban models and, fuck, I dunno . . . horses have thick legs? Fucked if I know but…"
"The charge would likely be trespass or disorderly conduct. Possibly breaking and entering (for unauthorized entry to a non-public part of a public facility). Maybe peeping or indecent exposure, depending on the events that transpired after he was in…"