"Unless there are instructions or rules, just wear whatever the fuck you want.
Are you parents going to frame these pictures and put them up on their walls for the rest of their lives? If so, do them the favour of looking…"
"I'm not trying to rile you. I'm trying to get you to see things for what they really are. You're hung up on a girl you chat with and have been on one date with. You're bent out of shape about who calls or doesn't call or…"
"" I'm not sure if she's interested or not"
What are you a moron on something? She happily greets you every day with a hug and she gave you her phone number. What else do you want from her? A written declaration of her…"