"Good stuff, man! And you are asking the right questions, insightful and introspective. You (and she) won't find that in a lot of guys I'm afraid. Basically, tell her to lock you in soon or else she'll have to come to the forums to…"
"Hahaha very well then, Chad. I don't know what it says about your relationships either, but perhaps your success in chess would translate over. I guess what I'm saying is maybe you need to start annihilating your relationships."