"You continue to have this delusion that I am somehow upset over the silly crap you post. I understand you think your puny little body is somehow enviable. I suppose we're lucky you haven't posted any pics of your tiny penis claiming people…"
"Post a selfie that makes you look like a girl or perhaps some pics of yourself with things you didn't earn. Maybe a video of something embarrassing. Do you have some physical feature that makes you look like a preteen girl?
We'll get you…"