"These are some rather funny ones I heard from a movie.
You're abrasive and off-putting! You try to say pithy things, but your wit is a hindrance... so therefore nothing is provocative, it's just mixed metaphors.
Your penmanship is…"
"I agree that there is a tendency amongst feminists to criticize women who make 'traditional' choices in family and career. This view denies the will of the woman to choose for herself, and prejudicially believes that a…"
"Just because homosexuality is being discussed or prayer isn't allowed in schools doesn't mean that Christian identity is being eroded.
Having a stranglehold on the laws and customs of a nation does not constitute our identity as…"