You don't even have to try; just talk about this and the double entendres keep coming up.
Every headline is going to be carefully vetted to avoid universal snickering.
He is a politician so I don't think he has the mental ability to produce some of the great things you have said here on AOM.
I think that may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me here. Thank you. I'll sit a little taller today.