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A place where we can post really good jokes for no other reason than to share some humor among the brothers on this site.  Come in.  Read.  Post.  LAUGH!

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A "Man Joke"

Started by David R. Jun 26. 0 Replies

I remember talking with my best friend in high school one day, and he told me that he had seen the weirdest thing in the locker room at the Y: A man who didn't have a head on his penis.  There was…Continue

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Father and Son Joke

Started by Joe W Jan 26, 2012. 0 Replies

There was a particular father who recently had "the talk" with his son, during which he described everything from intercourse, to pregnancy, and controception.  While in the pharmacy, his son noticed…Continue

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Comment by Joe W on December 15, 2016 at 10:18pm

I didn't even know they had the cent symbol anymore. I've been using $.02 to show cents for so many years that I haven't even considered looking for the c, capital or otherwise. Thanks for showing me that it's still around.

Comment by Dann Anthony on March 28, 2015 at 8:12pm

A kid goes into a drug store with a fistful of nickels and dimes. He tells the pharmacist "I been saving from my paper route, and I want a box of OB Tampons."

"OB Tampons?! Good heavens - what does a boy your age want with those?"

Kid says "You seen the commercials! Ya can go swimmin, ya can go horseback riding, ya can go kayaking, all sorts of fun stuff!"

Comment by Dan Wall on April 7, 2014 at 10:37am

A man gets into an elevator and the only other person is the most gorgeous woman he has ver seen. When the doors close he leans over to her and says, "Pardon me miss. Can I smell your panties?"

Horrified she says,"You certainly cannot!" To which he replies, "Well it must be your feet."

Comment by Pale Horse on March 18, 2014 at 7:29pm

Nice!

Comment by J. D. on March 18, 2014 at 5:14pm


A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.
He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed
and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with
a laugh:
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed,
right?
The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? .. . . THAT'S ROBBERY!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy then whispered in her ear: "I study law: I know how to screw people."


Comment by Joe W on September 11, 2013 at 1:43pm

LOL... Stop! I have heard that one before... 

Comment by J. D. on September 11, 2013 at 10:53am

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one
Michael J. Fox has a small one
Madonna doesn't have one
The Pope has one but doesn't use it
Clinton uses his all the time!
What is it?

A last name - What were you thinking?

Comment by Joe W on December 29, 2012 at 8:54pm

LOL! Good one.

Comment by Nick G on December 29, 2012 at 7:12pm

One day a father walks into his sons room and catches him masturbating. The father yells at his son, "Johnny if you keep doing that you're gonna go blind." Johnny replies "Dad I'm over here!"

 

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