Stop me if you've heard this one

Information

Stop me if you've heard this one

A place where we can post really good jokes for no other reason than to share some humor among the brothers on this site.  Come in.  Read.  Post.  LAUGH!

Members: 23
Latest Activity: on Monday

Discussion Forum

Father and Son Joke

Started by Joe W Jan 26, 2012. 0 Replies

There was a particular father who recently had "the talk" with his son, during which he described everything from intercourse, to pregnancy, and controception.  While in the pharmacy, his son noticed…Continue

Comment Wall

Comment

You need to be a member of Stop me if you've heard this one to add comments!

Comment by Dan Wall on April 7, 2014 at 10:37am

A man gets into an elevator and the only other person is the most gorgeous woman he has ver seen. When the doors close he leans over to her and says, "Pardon me miss. Can I smell your panties?"

Horrified she says,"You certainly cannot!" To which he replies, "Well it must be your feet."

Comment by Pale Horse on March 18, 2014 at 7:29pm

Nice!

Comment by J. D. on March 18, 2014 at 5:14pm


A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.
He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed
and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with
a laugh:
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed,
right?
The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? .. . . THAT'S ROBBERY!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy then whispered in her ear: "I study law: I know how to screw people."


Comment by Joe W on September 11, 2013 at 1:43pm

LOL... Stop! I have heard that one before... 

Comment by J. D. on September 11, 2013 at 10:53am

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one
Michael J. Fox has a small one
Madonna doesn't have one
The Pope has one but doesn't use it
Clinton uses his all the time!
What is it?

A last name - What were you thinking?

Comment by Joe W on December 29, 2012 at 8:54pm

LOL! Good one.

Comment by Nick G on December 29, 2012 at 7:12pm

One day a father walks into his sons room and catches him masturbating. The father yells at his son, "Johnny if you keep doing that you're gonna go blind." Johnny replies "Dad I'm over here!"

 

Members (23)

 
 
 

Latest Activity

Steve Dallas replied to Rob's discussion Paying for your own harassment and ritual humiliation
"New to the internet? You expect every person to click every link? Shit son...."
5 minutes ago
Nate H replied to whiskyjack's discussion Did anyone else get a "group email" from Gnostic Bishop? in the group Christian Men
"But don't we live in a fallen world where the wages of sin is death? God is the sustainer of life, breathing life into every creature (Ps. 104: 29-30)and when He takes His breathe away they return to dust. That means that every death happens…"
12 minutes ago
Native Son replied to N. Vest's discussion Bug Out Bag,
"Way late with this, but....you'd be amazed how fast you can dull a pocket knife cutting cardboard.  As I found out cutting down boxes to meet the local recycling size requirements..."
28 minutes ago
Penelope replied to whiskyjack's discussion Did anyone else get a "group email" from Gnostic Bishop? in the group Christian Men
"I don't agree with that take on gnosticism (too complicated). But if we go back to matter-bad knowledge-good gnosticism, then sin is handled by doing away with matter, so it's not a debt that needs correction, correct; it's a world…"
1 hour ago
Shane replied to whiskyjack's discussion Did anyone else get a "group email" from Gnostic Bishop? in the group Christian Men
"Nah. I'm good with people being interchangeable property...."
1 hour ago
Pale Horse replied to John Muir's discussion What do you keep in your trunk?
"Hunter's tents are very easy to put up."
1 hour ago
Regular Joe replied to whiskyjack's discussion Did anyone else get a "group email" from Gnostic Bishop? in the group Christian Men
"It depends on which Gnostics you're talking about but, as I've alluded to in my reply to Jack and Al, comparing Christian Gnosticism and Christianity is a lot like comparing apples to oranges. What is perfectly logical in the world of…"
1 hour ago
Pale Horse replied to whiskyjack's discussion Did anyone else get a "group email" from Gnostic Bishop? in the group Christian Men
"Neither do I."
1 hour ago

© 2015   Created by Brett McKay.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service