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Comment by Rick Shelton on November 7, 2012 at 6:03pm

They shouldn't have bought that house in the 9th ward of New Orleans, they should have evacuated prior to Katrina, and they definitely shouldn't have slept through the storm!

Comment by Paul_of_TX on November 7, 2012 at 4:08pm

Did Cleopatra or Caesar have any puncture wounds on them?

Comment by The Dutch Dastard on November 7, 2012 at 1:56pm

Very good! I guess you knew that one as well.... 

Absolutely no idea about the up down down up thingymajigg....

Comment by Nick H on November 7, 2012 at 1:38pm

The man had the hiccups and the bartender cured it by scaring him?

And no, not an elevator

Comment by The Dutch Dastard on November 7, 2012 at 1:31pm

An elevator on the lowest floor?

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls a gun on the man, cocks it, and points it at the mans head. The man says 'Thank you!, and walks out of the bar. 

What happened? 

Comment by Nick H on November 7, 2012 at 1:19pm

What can go up down but can't go down up?

Comment by The Dutch Dastard on November 7, 2012 at 12:49pm

The mouth I got.... thanks for the head! (That sounds so very terribly wrong among guys)

Comment by Nick H on November 7, 2012 at 12:35pm

If you sailed from the ocean to where the river pours into it, you'd be at its mouth. Then if you sailed up it to where it began you'd be at its head.

Comment by The Dutch Dastard on November 7, 2012 at 12:26pm

Please educate me: What is a 'head' of a river (unless we're referring to a rowing match)?

Comment by Nick H on November 7, 2012 at 10:42am

yes

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