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Men Over 50

For the slightly older guys. (those who've already received the letter from AARP!) Let's just see how many of us are proud to have made it this far!

Location: Still Kickin'
Members: 125
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The Perks of Being Over 50

Snagged from this website:

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.
4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.
9. You can live without sex (though not without glasses).
10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.
19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them, either.
20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.


Discussion Forum

What Condition our Condition is In...

Started by thehuhman. Last reply by terry sperling 6 hours ago. 24 Replies

OK, you guys, should have figured this subject was coming eventually. Let's talk about our "conditions". Be honest. Once you pass the "half-way" mark, stuff happens. It just does. The first thing I…Continue

Tags: colon, fifty, men, colonoscopy

Come on, I can still LOOK

Started by Yankee Cowboy Bob. Last reply by terry sperling yesterday. 7 Replies

So the hot babe talks to me, smiles, makes eye contact — and then I realize that she's younger than my daughter! More depressing than that, there are two reasons I think she was acting that way: (1)…Continue

Women our age....

Started by Ed Deerly. Last reply by StaggerLee Nov 3. 3 Replies

When I was twenty, women of forty-five and above seemed to look a lot older to me than they do now.  I see a lot of women around my age now (53) who are very attractive. Is it just a natural shift in…Continue

Scout Weekend Campout.

Started by Rick Shelton. Last reply by Elon Erani Oct 27. 2 Replies

Just got back from a Boy Scout campout with my 6 year old. We had a great time, he made a fishing pole and went fishing (didn't catch anything), shot a BB gun, shot archery, and hiked a bunch. It's…Continue

Re: "those who have gotten their first letter from the AARP"

Started by Larry. Last reply by Rick S Oct 21. 7 Replies

I got my first letter from the AARP when I was 43.  They actually wanted me to join, pay my dues, and wait until I was 50 to receive any benefits.  No lie!  (I showed the letter to my wife.)Can…Continue

50 and looking 30 (ok maybe 35ish).

Started by Rick Shelton. Last reply by Carl Monster Sep 18. 19 Replies

Hey, I hit the 50 mark a few months ago and I am in the best shape of my life!  I started going to the gym regularly and have been going for 6 months now (longer than ever before).  I actually have…Continue

Advantages to being over fifty!

Started by thehuhman. Last reply by Michael J. K. Sep 18. 21 Replies

Come on, guys... there MUST be some advantages! (just kidding) Of course there is, and my favorite one is once I made it to this side of the half way mark, I realized that now, I have a very cool and…Continue

Tags: wisdom, half, 50, fifty

Semper Virilus for those 50 and over

Started by Carl Monster. Last reply by Henry H. Aug 7. 59 Replies

Any older gentlemen read Brett's Magnum Opus? I read large chunks of it, and want to hit it better over the long weekend.As I went through the lengthy sets of recommendations, I could not help but…Continue

Late Love

Started by Christatos Aristad. Last reply by Michael J. K. Apr 23. 11 Replies

A sure ward for those here under false pretenses is the creaking pursuit of shaky passion by men our age of women of a similar age. So, let us gentlemen, discuss, in a gentlemanly fashion, how we can…Continue

Barber Shop Shave

Started by Art Oct 26, 2013. 0 Replies

I know there are groups for both Barber Shop and Shaving. This just feels 'age appropriate' to share here. On the suggestion of a guy friend I made a visit to a local barber shop serving (I presume)…Continue

Tags: Shop, Barber, Shave

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Comment by terry sperling yesterday

Out. Recently had a stress test, shit, didn't like it at all.

Comment by Carl Monster on November 16, 2014 at 7:46am

I heard the term "twilight" used instead of awake, as in they do give you something that keeps you barely conscious.

When I was out cold I got up and nearly vomited on the way home, as the anesthesia made me quite nauseous. May wanna consider that.

Comment by Scott J on November 12, 2014 at 10:28pm

I've been awake for both of mine, found it interesting. 

Comment by Tim on November 12, 2014 at 10:07pm

Pocono Charlie, thanks for the reminder to schedule mine. I'm thinking out cold but awake could be oddly fascinating....

Comment by Pocono Charlie on November 12, 2014 at 9:52pm

Edward: great stats!

Comment by Pocono Charlie on November 12, 2014 at 9:51pm

So I am taking a survey.  

Colonoscopy:

  • Awake
  • Out cold

Your vote?

Comment by Edward Warden on November 8, 2014 at 3:30pm

This morning I had my fourth run this week of over 5 miles, including a 7-mile run Tuesday. This is my best-ever week for running, and yesterday, I did 103 pushups, also a new high. Our bodies are great gifts.

Comment by Native Son on October 31, 2014 at 11:29am

Edward,  You may get away with a few hundred bucks to get the master computer checked and re-coded.  then again, you could have something like my '03 Saturn.  MULTIPLE processors, thankfully not interconnected.  Test at mechanic shows the factory default codes, and it wouldn't accept new codes.  At over $1000 for the part (labor and new codes not included), and the vehicle running, I'm not spending the cash.  OTOH, I just priced the equivalent Chevy to replace the old VUE, and it's in the neighborhood of $35-40K

Comment by Elon Erani on October 31, 2014 at 9:51am

Art. That makes a lot of sense.

Comment by Art on October 31, 2014 at 7:11am
Newsflash - having the gym 'membership' burns no more calories than before you got it! Discipline of getting my sorry butt there is tough to come by. But I've never been disappointed once I got there.
 

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