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Men Over 50

For the slightly older guys. (those who've already received the letter from AARP!) Let's just see how many of us are proud to have made it this far!

Location: Still Kickin'
Members: 164
Latest Activity: Aug 18

The Perks of Being Over 50

Snagged from this website:

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.
4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.
9. You can live without sex (though not without glasses).
10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.
19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them, either.
20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.


Discussion Forum

Evaporated dreams

Started by Wayne. Last reply by Thomas Lafferty Aug 18. 22 Replies

Guys how do you deal with life's dreams that are gone, will never happen. Some of them were stupid, but some were very good. I'm retired, feeling kind of like it's over. Feeling like I've lost my…Continue

You know you're at the half century mark when.....

Started by Kenneth. Last reply by jacksbuddy Aug 12. 12 Replies

Please pardon the slightly self-pitying note in this rant. I've really been feeling my age lately, and I suppose I just need to vent.I had dinner with my niece and nephew last night (ages 18 and 24,…Continue

Tags: old, Feeling

Less, or no sex as we get older.

Started by Wayne. Last reply by john evens Aug 12. 11 Replies

Any of you men in a sexless marriage, or very little sex? Before you go off, I've tried everything. I'm hoping to talk to other men that understand. I love my wife, not interested in another woman.…Continue

Lotion

Started by David R. Jun 1. 0 Replies

When I was in college (late '60s and early '70s), a new product was being promoted on TV called Corn Huskers Lotion.  It was advertised as having been developed for men with rough hands, like farmers…Continue

Tags: college, lotion

Semper Virilus for those 50 and over

Started by Carl Monster. Last reply by Carl Monster Mar 27. 81 Replies

Any older gentlemen read Brett's Magnum Opus? I read large chunks of it, and want to hit it better over the long weekend.As I went through the lengthy sets of recommendations, I could not help but…Continue

A day in the life of you.

Started by terry sperling. Last reply by Art Mar 24. 7 Replies

Share your life, bitch, brag about latest conquest or reaching or failing a goal.…Continue

Body Image

Started by David R.. Last reply by Edward Warden Mar 13. 13 Replies

When I was growing up, casual nudity in the locker room and showers was common.  I don't remember any guy being shy when nude around other guys, and we all saw that everybody was about the same "down…Continue

Tags: image, body

Come on, I can still LOOK

Started by Cowboy Bob Sorensen. Last reply by Edward Warden May 25, 2015. 10 Replies

So the hot babe talks to me, smiles, makes eye contact — and then I realize that she's younger than my daughter! More depressing than that, there are two reasons I think she was acting that way: (1)…Continue

What Condition our Condition is In...

Started by thehuhman. Last reply by Michael Martin May 6, 2015. 28 Replies

OK, you guys, should have figured this subject was coming eventually. Let's talk about our "conditions". Be honest. Once you pass the "half-way" mark, stuff happens. It just does. The first thing I…Continue

Tags: colon, fifty, men, colonoscopy

Finding Employment

Started by Larry. Last reply by Pocono Charlie May 4, 2015. 4 Replies

What's been your experience, if you've had to look for work? My wife and I moved 1000 miles from where we lived, and have both found jobs.   My wife was unemployed for almost a year. She got 2…Continue

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Comment by Terry Glenn Rempel on June 14, 2016 at 9:54pm

Hi Friends! I laughed when I read no.5 My aches and pains are real now, not just my imagination (Chuckle).

Comment by Kenneth on March 17, 2016 at 11:56am

LOL! No. 9 has applied to me for quite a number of years now! I've lately lapsed over into no. 4 and no. 8 :-)

Comment by Michael J. K. on March 13, 2016 at 11:42am

David R you are okay I thought the post was funny

Comment by David R. on March 12, 2016 at 8:36am

I just realized that not every group keeps its posts private to group members only.  So when I post a response to an earlier post, and it's read out of context, it can seem pretty weird.  Sorry, guys.  I'll be more careful.  ;)

Comment by David R. on March 12, 2016 at 7:31am

I need sex and glasses (although I take off the second before starting the first).  That makes sense since I'm near-sighted.  If I were far-sighted, I'm not big enough down there to be able to do the first without glasses to see things.  I guess I would do the first with things looking fuzzy.  Hmm....

Comment by Art on March 12, 2016 at 6:29am
The twenty aspects for the 'Over Fifty' up there in our group's description would not be as funny, if they were not also so TRUE! I relate to No. 9 lately; how 'bout y'all?
Comment by dean roger weber on February 6, 2016 at 10:22pm

I can't believe I actually have found a group of guys in my own age bracket. I just turned  63 and it is such a relief to find a site that is geared toward those of us who have life experience and are proud to have lived the years we have. Dean Weber

Comment by David R. on January 25, 2016 at 8:00am

On my groups page it says that there was activity in this group 17 hours ago, but I don't see anything new.  Maybe this 50+ group lost it ("Where did I put that activity?").  (chuckle)

Comment by Michael J. K. on November 2, 2015 at 1:13pm

hope all is well with all the men here.

Comment by Tim Dienes on February 4, 2015 at 8:17am

I had my first colonoscopy the fall before I turned 50, and an endoscopy at the same time. I joked that they would meet in the middle and drive a golden spike. They used propofol, and I woke up as if from a nap, no grogginess at all.

 

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