Men Over 50

For the slightly older guys. (those who've already received the letter from AARP!) Let's just see how many of us are proud to have made it this far!

Location: Still Kickin'
Members: 165
Latest Activity: Dec 31, 2016

The Perks of Being Over 50

Snagged from this website:

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.
4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.
9. You can live without sex (though not without glasses).
10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.
19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them, either.
20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

Discussion Forum

Getting a college degree

Started by Larry. Last reply by Henry H. Nov 1, 2016. 3 Replies

How many of you have done it, after 50?  My wife and I are both getting masters degrees.  I'm getting a master of arts in Christian counselling.  What were your experiences?   Are you glad you did? Continue

Beat the Clock

Started by Art. Last reply by george morgan Oct 15, 2016. 3 Replies

There's much to be said for "growing old gracefully". And then there are those of our contemporaries who are dragged to senior citizenship kicking and screaming. I find I'm at a crossroads, accepting…Continue

Getting a college degree

Started by Larry Sep 18, 2016. 0 Replies

How many of you have done it, after 50?  My wife and I are both getting masters degrees.  I'm getting a master of arts in Christian counselling.  What were your experiences?   Are you glad you did? Continue

Evaporated dreams

Started by Wayne. Last reply by Art Sep 17, 2016. 23 Replies

Guys how do you deal with life's dreams that are gone, will never happen. Some of them were stupid, but some were very good. I'm retired, feeling kind of like it's over. Feeling like I've lost my…Continue

You know you're at the half century mark when.....

Started by Kenneth. Last reply by jacksbuddy Aug 12, 2016. 12 Replies

Please pardon the slightly self-pitying note in this rant. I've really been feeling my age lately, and I suppose I just need to vent.I had dinner with my niece and nephew last night (ages 18 and 24,…Continue

Tags: old, Feeling

Less, or no sex as we get older.

Started by Wayne. Last reply by john evens Aug 12, 2016. 11 Replies

Any of you men in a sexless marriage, or very little sex? Before you go off, I've tried everything. I'm hoping to talk to other men that understand. I love my wife, not interested in another woman.…Continue

Semper Virilus for those 50 and over

Started by Carl Monster. Last reply by Carl Monster Mar 27, 2016. 81 Replies

Any older gentlemen read Brett's Magnum Opus? I read large chunks of it, and want to hit it better over the long weekend.As I went through the lengthy sets of recommendations, I could not help but…Continue

A day in the life of you.

Started by terry sperling. Last reply by Art Mar 24, 2016. 7 Replies

Share your life, bitch, brag about latest conquest or reaching or failing a goal.…Continue

Body Image

Started by David R.. Last reply by Edward Warden Mar 13, 2016. 13 Replies

When I was growing up, casual nudity in the locker room and showers was common.  I don't remember any guy being shy when nude around other guys, and we all saw that everybody was about the same "down…Continue

Tags: image, body

Come on, I can still LOOK

Started by Cowboy Bob Sorensen. Last reply by Edward Warden May 25, 2015. 10 Replies

So the hot babe talks to me, smiles, makes eye contact — and then I realize that she's younger than my daughter! More depressing than that, there are two reasons I think she was acting that way: (1)…Continue

Comment Wall


You need to be a member of Men Over 50 to add comments!

Comment by Dave on December 10, 2016 at 10:46am

Happy Holidays! Here's to hoping you hold up under the stress that may come with this time of year. Take time to relax, laugh and spend time with the ones you love to be with.

Comment by Terry Glenn Rempel on October 13, 2016 at 8:04am

Im doing fine Kenneth thanks. 

I know what you mean David, I understand only to well.

Im 57

Comment by David R. on October 12, 2016 at 9:56pm

I'm still getting used to the 1990s being called "a long time ago"!

Comment by Kenneth on October 12, 2016 at 1:05pm

Terry, I understand what you mean about having a mind that still thinks _young_, but forgetting that your body has started to slow down and show the effects of age. I'm 52, and to me, the 70's were last week. Then, I remember they were nearly 40 years ago! When white and grey hair starts popping up in places (aside from your beard and the top of your head), it's a bit unsettling. Taking into account that a lot of people I went to school with are dead now, I consider myself blessed to have made it this far. 

I'm not really keeping up with AoM these days due to some more extreme behaviors that the site creator and "mods" are ignoring, but I do check in once in a great while. I hope that all of you guys are doing well and enjoying your lives.

Comment by Michael J. K. on September 24, 2016 at 8:58pm

Hey I am doing great for 54

Comment by Steve M on September 19, 2016 at 5:39pm
Happy birthday, Terry. I agree. I still think like a twenty year old but my body has grown older around me. LOL.
Comment by David R. on September 18, 2016 at 3:39pm

Concerning "I think I'm a lot smarter than I was 20-25yr ago": When I've been asked if I would want to go back to my younger days, my response has been, "Yes, but only if I could take back with me what I have learned in life."  (I wouldn't want to start over again.)

Comment by David Tindell on September 18, 2016 at 2:17pm

In just over a month I will turn 60. This is hard for me to believe, as it doesn't seem that long ago my wife and I visited my father in Arizona to celebrate his 60th. (It was 1995). Two months minus two days after the birthday, I will have my left knee replaced, matching the replacement of the right, which occurred in early 2012. My overall endurance isn't as good as it used to be, I have to use reading glasses now, but on the plus side I think I'm a lot smarter than I was 20-25yr ago. And I'm working actively on my bucket list. A new novel will be published next week; my wife and I rode horses in Tibet last May, and next summer we will have a joint 60th birthday celebration (hers is in June) by climbing through the Andes to Machu Picchu. A year after that we plan to climb Mt Kilimanjaro in Africa.

Comment by Terry Glenn Rempel on September 18, 2016 at 11:05am

I know it sure is true what they say time certainly does fly. I certainly have been blessed as the years have gone by except for the aches and pains that I mentioned. I can still do everything I used to do within in reason except I find I tire quicker my endurance isn't what it used to be. I wonder if any of my new Friends do this. I sometimes observe older people and think to myself thats and old man or thats an old women forgetting the fact that Im the same age as they are. It seems that in my head I still think like a 20 yr old except that my body has grown older around me. Weird!

Comment by David R. on September 17, 2016 at 8:26pm

I also have a Sept. birthday -- 67 (Sept. used to be the month with the most birthday, the supposed reason being it was 9 months after New Year's Eve).

I guess you may have heard this before, but I'll share it anyway.

Do you know what's difficult about growing older"

  • The aches
  • The wrinkles
  • (I can't remember the third one.)



Members (164)


Latest Activity

blackjack replied to arnab banerjee's discussion introduction
7 minutes ago
John Landes replied to Spinne's discussion Music Thread
"Whoa, whoa...... whoa. Listening to Tool makes you a hipster? Was this in the brochure?"
19 minutes ago
blackjack posted discussions
2 hours ago
Sir replied to J. Exalto's discussion What kind of woman are you interested in?
"I think the temptation is to fit others, in this case women, into our framework.  We tend to think "passive" is bad (I sure do), but my wife does not have "passive" as a bad word in her way of thinking.  (Irresponsible,…"
8 hours ago
Kevin C commented on Luke A Sorensen's group Norse mythology
"New to the Norse mythology world.  Which book should I read to start my journey?"
10 hours ago
Kevin C joined Luke A Sorensen's group

Norse mythology

This is a place were guys can get together and discuss Norse Mythology.
10 hours ago
J. Exalto replied to J. Exalto's discussion What kind of woman are you interested in?
"It se"
13 hours ago
J. Exalto replied to J. Exalto's discussion What kind of woman are you interested in?
"You're right about that.  How I think about women and femininity could use some improvement."
13 hours ago

© 2017   Created by Brett McKay.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service