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Have You Heard This One?

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Washington DOES have a sense of humor

Started by Tom Lawrence. Last reply by Guy Miller Jan 11, 2011. 2 Replies

In the early 1970's, as part of President Richard Nixon's initiative to improve diplomatic relations with China, he proposed that the US send a Ping Pong team to an international tournament being…Continue

MEDIC!

Started by Yankee Cowboy Bob. Last reply by Pete Ness Sep 14, 2010. 1 Reply

This is a true story.Somewhere around 1981, I was given the opportunity to go with my parents to England. On this part of the journey, we were staying with friends for a week. Great, Christmas in…Continue

Hilarious Conversation Between My Friend and I

Started by John Clanton. Last reply by John Clanton Sep 14, 2010. 3 Replies

This is an actual conversation held on AIM this morning that I had to share with you guys:Toviah: did i tell you theres an admin assistant hereone of the foreign engineers from malaysia went up to…Continue

Worst Things You Can Say on a Résumé

Started by Yankee Cowboy Bob. Last reply by Ashlee Nixon Nov 21, 2009. 2 Replies

If you don't carefully proof your resume before sending it out, it could come back to haunt you. When some hiring managers see just a single typo, they pitch the resume. You have to get it right the…Continue

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Comment by Yankee Cowboy Bob on January 1, 2012 at 6:33pm

I went Christmas shopping at the mall. There's a store called "Cool & Hip". They asked me to leave.

Comment by Eric G. on January 1, 2012 at 4:46pm

i was visit teaching a 4th grade class and a young lady told me this one...pretty funny

"why does snoopdogg carry an umbrella"?

..."for drizzle my nizzle" 

Comment by Mickey k on April 26, 2011 at 8:32am

Did you hear about the pony who couldn't sing?

 

He was a little horse.

Comment by Jared J. King on December 1, 2010 at 11:40pm
The other day, it was so cold in Washington DC that the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
Comment by Matt Snyder on October 9, 2010 at 9:31am
Q: Do you know how to save a drowing Congressman?
A: No
Punchline: Good.
Comment by Yankee Cowboy Bob on September 22, 2010 at 5:26am
Decided to remove a nasty comment. AoM is supposed to be above that.
Comment by Matt Snyder on September 21, 2010 at 11:58pm
Setting Right Horrible Rumor #217:

No, Tupac Shakur is most assuredly NOT, a jewish holiday.
Comment by Matt Snyder on September 21, 2010 at 11:55pm
After 2 hours of steaming hot gorilla sex, the petite, young & supple Agnes Hillbilly said, "Get offa me Pa! Yer crushin' my smokes!"
Comment by Grant Hinner on September 15, 2010 at 6:46am
*MAY OFFEND*.....but we're all big boys aren't we?

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A family was driving behind a rubbish truck when a large dildo flies out and hits the windscreen. To hide her embarrassment the mother turns and says to her young kids "my what a big insect", to which her 7 year old says, "I'm surprised it could fly with a dick that size".
Comment by Pete Ness on September 14, 2010 at 10:32am
This one went around Calgary a few years ago. I heard it from several friends, all of whom swore it was true because a co-worker , or a friend or their brother knew the girl, etc..
The "true" story involved a surprise birthday party for a young lady. The plan was for a few co-workers to take the young lady for cocktails after work while the rest of the partiers went to her place and set up, using a key that she'd given to a neighbour for emergencies.
The group gets there, and were greeted by her poodle. After setting up , they decided to hide in the basement and keep the dog down there with them.
The birthday girl gets home and they hear her moving around upstairs and calling the dog. After several minutes go by, the dog barks in response to the calls. Everybody is gathered on the stairs when birthday girl opens the basement door.
There was much debate over who was more surprised. The party goers shouting surprise, or the girl at the top of the stairs wearing nothing but peanut butter on her breasts and nether region.
 

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