"My cousin had to put down a litter of kittens by gunshot a couple of months ago.  Skunk bit one of them.  Rabies.  One of the cats wouldn't let them in the house, so he had to put it down with his concealed carry weapon. …"

"For a job connected with computer animation and special effects the suit is probably fine for a college graduate interviewing for first job. For your field you will probably be lucky if interviewer is wearing khakis and polo shirt at best, so keep…"

"Not really. Might seem vulgar, but a gun shot to the head is easier and cheaper.  I'd rather him go at home where he grew up and his family is close by than on a table in a vet office. Plus I don't think I'd make the drive back…"

"You're not alone.  They do that.  Stay strong, maybe try to set your phone ignore her calls.  But like others say, they she wants it both ways, and will try to guilt you into it.  Yeah she was an important chapter in the…"