"Josh isnt your son and calling him " as useless as a dog with two dicks." doesnt sound like a approbriate teaching method. Would you like it if random strangers talk to your son that way if he is asking for the link to a article someone…"
"Hey Rusty, welcome to AoM. Not sure where you are in the "Beard" cycle but am somewhere between a trimmed and a full beard here. I think I will aim for a full trimmed if all goes to plan. So far so good anyway! Don't know if you chat…"