My wife and I got married this past April. Now that we are living together I'm noticing a trend. She puts on cute, sexy, nice things to sleep in every night. I put on an old t-shirt and take my pants off. Done. This can't be a fair exchange and I don't want to look like a slob when I go to bed.
Do you guys have any suggestions for the proper gentleman's attire for bed time?
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Permalink Reply by Jack Bauer on December 18, 2012 at 7:49pm Nothing? Boxers? Ask your wife.
JB
Permalink Reply by Justin Spring on December 18, 2012 at 8:27pm That was incredibly useless. Of course I asked her. If you have nothing to offer of value, it's very easy to avoid clicking the "reply" button. Unless of course you feel in necessary to be heard regardless of the quality we're hearing.
Permalink Reply by Jack Bauer on December 18, 2012 at 8:44pm Kind of a dick, aren't you? Don't ask advice, then bitch when you get a straight answer. You got my answer. Ask your wife. She's knows better what she'd like to see you wear to bed.
Hope you leave a better impression on her.
JB
Permalink Reply by Clifford on January 4, 2013 at 2:27am Not going to lie read this and grinned thanks for making my day!
Permalink Reply by Michael D. Denny on December 19, 2012 at 6:55pm Maybe he should try wearing a personality.
What a dick
Permalink Reply by Paul_of_TX on December 19, 2012 at 2:36pm Nothing but a tool belt filled with lotions so that you can rub her feet.
Permalink Reply by Justin Spring on December 18, 2012 at 8:26pm Clearly I made a mistake thinking the "social" aspect of AoM would be equally insightful as the editorial content. If you read any of the AoM books or posts on honor and respect, you'd realize that satire isn't flattering.
Last time I'll post here. Disappointing.
Permalink Reply by Vytautas on December 18, 2012 at 8:32pm You're disappointed because you asked a bunch of dudes how to bring sexy back to your boudoir attire, and you got predictable results.
Satire is awesome!
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