My wife and I got married this past April. Now that we are living together I'm noticing a trend. She puts on cute, sexy, nice things to sleep in every night. I put on an old t-shirt and take my pants off. Done. This can't be a fair exchange and I don't want to look like a slob when I go to bed.
Do you guys have any suggestions for the proper gentleman's attire for bed time?
Porky Pig it. Shirt, no pants.
Maybe Tor can lend him one of his jockstraps, the one with the racing stripes that has the word "meaty" on it.
I’ll be damned, Crisco‘s still here. Figured you were booted after the Appletini and psychosis bender ya went on.
I think I'll stick around. Sorry your "jockstrap" post didn't get the responses you wanted, maybe if you would have worded it the way you REALLY wanted; "Does this jockstrap make my ass look fat??? Gay men just can't get enough of me."
Come on Tor, really think gay men are falling all over themselves over you? You're a cartoon hoot.
I sobered up Tor, you? Are stuck being you.
Since a jockstrap covers as little of the male anatomy as possible, wouldn't a better question be whether or not it makes your bulge look big?
A jockstrap pushes your ass and dick up, it's like what the push-up bra is for women. But it all depends on WHO'S wearing it.
Now you have a guy like Tor, who believes just because you wear an article of clothing associated with someone who plays sports, it all of a sudden makes you catnip for gay men no matter how else you look.
And then you have have this guy who does it justice:
It's all mathamatical. lol
Put on as many clothes as possible. It will help muffle your snoring. She will thank you.
I'm really surprised no one here has thought of the stripper cop uniform. I mean, it even comes with handcuffs to have fun with later.
Bonus points if you throw in some cheesy line like, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you are under arrest... for being too sexy!" or something like that.
Boxers and a smile