I always feel like a man when I'm watching wrestling.
Chopping wood and home improvement-type construction.
The wild thing, to be sure.
Shave with a straight razor while smoking.
Drink Old Rasputin and Wild Turkey, straight up.
Every time Melanie and I have sex, furniture gets broken. I gave up on bed frames after the third one.
Laugh about truly sick shit (A real call: Kid got pulled head-first into a grain auger. Deputy on scene asks me "Do you think he'll make it?", just to see me squirm. My response: "Nope, he's screwed." Follow it with truly deranged laughter.)
Cook bacon butt-naked.
Quote Dante in Italian while working at a hardware store. Great way to welcome new employees. All that "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" stuff, you know?
2. Climbing mountains
3. Making a campfire
5. Working with my hands in any way
Conquering something (usually fear of some kind)
When I can protect the person I love and make her the happiest woman in the world. When I know I'm a person on whom she can count in some situations.