I always feel like a man when I'm watching wrestling.
Chopping wood and home improvement-type construction.
Shave with a straight razor while smoking.
Drink Old Rasputin and Wild Turkey, straight up.
Every time Melanie and I have sex, furniture gets broken. I gave up on bed frames after the third one.
Laugh about truly sick shit (A real call: Kid got pulled head-first into a grain auger. Deputy on scene asks me "Do you think he'll make it?", just to see me squirm. My response: "Nope, he's screwed." Follow it with truly deranged laughter.)
Cook bacon butt-naked.
Quote Dante in Italian while working at a hardware store. Great way to welcome new employees. All that "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" stuff, you know?
You're answers are awesome. Especially number one.
that reply is golden.. well done man. well done.
Conquering something (usually fear of some kind)
When I can protect the person I love and make her the happiest woman in the world. When I know I'm a person on whom she can count in some situations.
Hanging out shirtless or naked in my apartment
Flexing with weights
Belching after some beers
Being shirtless in public
Camming with brothers from the Buck Naked group
Singing (my voice is bass)
Checking out the women, especially those who walk across when I'm at a stop light.
Managing a college class with authority
Flopping around in my boxers