So:  what have you ever done that cost you your man card?

Whoever posted affirmative in the armpit-shaving thread:  understood! 

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Flaming = take the stereotyped effeminate homosexual that is extremely extroverted and outgoing.  And make that epic.

 

Oh I see. You turn it on and off whenever it pays off. ;) I'd love to see some epic flaming!

Yep its not part of my identity.  It is simply an affectation that alters the social dynamic to achieve suitable out come.  

Yeah, I hear you. I get "rachet" sometimes to make a point. But I reserve full-blown "thug" for more serious situations.

Also you watched Titanic.

I saw that one too. I admit it: it's good.

Really liked the movie serendipity when it came out and there are at least two women in the world who have seen it out there because I DRAGGED THEM to see it.

Feels good to get that off my chest. The shame was crushing.

Last week I nearly lost my virginity to a slack line. Hurt to walk for a few days. Man card revoked for falling the way I did.

Ha ha, don't carry one.

I don't have any men in my life whose opinions matter to me, only women, so I have complete freedom and support to do whatever I choose to, without fear of judgement or shame.

I shed a tear during the last episode of "13 Reasons Why"

Crushing man...

I don't care what I did ... I'm not turning over anything to that guy.  At least get Jocko Willink or James Mattis or something to serve the revocation.  Thought about including Nick Offerman on that list -- but, he's an actor, and weird enough that his manhood license isn't without some major infractions.

My brother used to watch Dance Moms.  Pretty sure every man he knows got an infraction for that one.  I haven't the foggiest idea what he got out of that.  Still give him shit about it, though.

Heights and big bugs give me the willies.

I sleep with an eye mask.  And, blow dry my hair -- which always struck me as girly, but I don't much like being wet, and it just looks weird if I don't.

My wife can throw a better football spiral than I can ... which may be more of a testament to her than an infraction against me.  She played softball in high school, so actually has quite an arm for a chick.  I throw farther ... but I can't get a solid goddamn spiral to save my life.

I saw Circle of Friends in the theater.  And Sweet November.  Holy hell.  Wasn't my idea, but I didn't object strongly enough.  Chicks are weird.  (Even my wife hated Sweet November.  Her movie-choice privileges were revoked for months after that).

JB

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