Time to man up- What would you pick when the zombies come?

Ok, the premise is simple.
Zombies are popping up everywhere, and the entire globe has been ravaged by this epidemic. Sadly, all of your friends and family have perished in the intial outbreak.

You are given the opportunity to select a couple of big ticket items to prepare you for the oncoming hordes. You can pick one of each for the categories below:

1. Main weapon
2. Backup weapon
3. Third weapon
4. Vehicle
5. Person to repopulate earth with or watch your back
6. Theme song
7. Battle cry
8. Book


So... what would you pick? Pictures are always helpful!!

I think something like this has it all! Guns, cars, music, women (#5 if you wish to go that route)!

Tags: cars, guns, zombie

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Ooooh, this is one of my favorites.

1. My main weapon is my Gendai Katana. It's easy to reload, never runs out of ammo, and I know how to use it.

2. My backup weapon is a Louisville Slugger.

3. My third weapon is my Winchester M1887 lever action shotgun using square buckshot.

4. My vehicle is a 1967 International scout with a diesel engine, a cow catcher for a bumper, run flat tires, and metal slats welded over all the windows to allow visibility but keep zombies from breaking the glass and getting in.

5. The person to populate the earth with would be Kate Mara, and the person to watch my back would be Angelina Jolie because you need someone hot and psycho.

6. My theme song would be Reckless by Judas Priest.

7. My battle cry...Today is a good day to die!

8. Book, The Zombie Survival Guide

If I lost a hand I would attach a chainsaw to it.

No I haven't thought about this at all. ;-)
Thumbs up for the Evil Dead reference.
Double thumbs up for the Scout!
+1 on kate mara, I chose lara as well

1. Main Weapon- Sharps 50 cal. rifle
2. Backup weapon- Winchester 45 cal. lever action
3. Third weapon- Dynomite
4. Vehicle- some big wheeled chevy blazer 4x4 with fog lights, brush guards, the works
5. Person to repopulate earth with Danal my best friend because she loves adventure. She could also watch my back
6. Theme song- Simple Man by Charlie Danlies band
7. Battle cry- THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!! While waving the american and confederate flag
8. Book- The Joy Of camping.


Oh and the way , zombies would never take over because all the rednecks would be there to stop them from taking over the world but more importantly from taking over Nashville and Alanta Motor Speedway.
Still laughing too hard. I love and miss Nashville. I love redneck humor.
Lol serisloy make a mess. ha ha
Hey, Austin; does Danal know she's been marked to repopulate the earth with you?

Just askin'... :)
Haha.
Hey go easy on him! What happens in the Zombie Apocalypse stays in the Zombie Apocalypse.
Some folks just dont know who to act in regards to common folks.

+10 to Austin and Kudos to Robert Disque...
sorry should start to shut my mouth

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