The Joker is Wild

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Joke anyone?

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Permalink Reply by Will on April 4, 2012 at 11:45pm

A priest, a rabbi and a duck walked into a bar.  The bartender said, "What is this -- some kind of joke?"

Permalink Reply by Herb Munson on April 5, 2012 at 11:33pm

Didn't Bret just say to keep the religious stuff off the general discussions? :-)

Permalink Reply by Nick H on April 6, 2012 at 11:09am

You pray to ducks? :)

Permalink Reply by SB on April 6, 2012 at 11:13am

he he!

Permalink Reply by Steve_J on April 6, 2012 at 7:49am

I phoned a builders merchants yesterday. "I want a skip outside my house" I said. "Don't let me stop you then" he replied.

Permalink Reply by Nick H on April 6, 2012 at 11:10am

Joke will be lost across the pond. We call a 'skip' a 'dumpster'.

Permalink Reply by Margie on April 11, 2012 at 12:48pm

Apparently, it wasn't just lost to those of us across the pond. lol

Permalink Reply by Will on April 6, 2012 at 8:38am

I saw a book at Barnes & Noble:  AOL for Dummies.  But I didn't get it, because I already knew that.

Permalink Reply by Steve_J on April 6, 2012 at 8:51am

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

Permalink Reply by Steve_J on April 6, 2012 at 8:58am

Do you ever get that when you're half way through eating a horse and you think to yourself, 'I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'

Permalink Reply by Rick Shelton on April 6, 2012 at 10:10am

A turkey and an armadillo were walking down the road.  The turkey turns to the armadillo and says...  I was looking for some property in the country about 20 years ago when the real estate agent, who was driving the van told us there were turkey tracks on the side of the dirt road and about two seconds later stated there were armadillo tracks.  It seemed to be a great lead-in for a good joke but for the life of me I can't finish this joke.

Permalink Reply by Herb Munson on April 11, 2012 at 1:10pm

The turkey tracts were the home sites for turkeys and the armadillo tracts were...

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