A priest, a rabbi and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender said, "What is this -- some kind of joke?"
Didn't Bret just say to keep the religious stuff off the general discussions? :-)
You pray to ducks? :)
I phoned a builders merchants yesterday. "I want a skip outside my house" I said. "Don't let me stop you then" he replied.
Joke will be lost across the pond. We call a 'skip' a 'dumpster'.
Apparently, it wasn't just lost to those of us across the pond. lol
I saw a book at Barnes & Noble: AOL for Dummies. But I didn't get it, because I already knew that.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Do you ever get that when you're half way through eating a horse and you think to yourself, 'I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'
A turkey and an armadillo were walking down the road. The turkey turns to the armadillo and says... I was looking for some property in the country about 20 years ago when the real estate agent, who was driving the van told us there were turkey tracks on the side of the dirt road and about two seconds later stated there were armadillo tracks. It seemed to be a great lead-in for a good joke but for the life of me I can't finish this joke.
The turkey tracts were the home sites for turkeys and the armadillo tracts were...