Good Afternoon Gentlemen,
I have never lived with a girlfriend before. That is, until now. We are in the process of moving her into the house where I am currently living. I wanted to find out from those with more experience what I need to be prepared for. I have certainly thought about the big things, and in fact, am going out of my way to make sure that she doesn't feel like she is moving to MY place, but that it is OUR place.
What other nuggets of wisdom do you all have for me? I am very excited about this, and really feel like we are both ready to do this. I just want to be prepared for things that I may not be able to foresee.
I hope you meant earrings and not that you have kept ex-girlfriends ears and rings:)
For #1 and #2, I have always been the type that has shut the entrire damn lid when done. Stops arguments and even gives me the upperhand when they try to start one.
5, 6 and 8 are spot on
2 : Pee sitting down , avoids conflict with 1 and avoids conflict with missed shots
Man card revoked. And may God have mercy on your soul.
No kidding. What kind of castrati lets his woman decide how he pees?
I'd rather have the conflict.
Answer: Apparently some Swedish bearers of the XY chromosone do just that.
Although I will concede that her objection to one's whizzing off the front porch in an urban or suburban setting is justified so as not to "Outrage the Public Decency."
Personal choice !
Maybe "splash" is his nickname (and for a reason)?
close but no banana
I'll add never, ever offer to clean the litter box for her cats.
Numbers 1 and 2 are great (though lately I've gone back to standing to annoy my kids)
Number 4, if you think it gets bad with someone else, wait till kids come.
Number 8, that's assuming there are mates.
This one, my wife will follow me in knowing I am brushing my teeth, she holds tat for as long as possible just to go in there with me
Just know my girlfriend/wife did not do this to our bathroom.
Our daughters did, and by then it was too late.