"Jesus Christ was born a virgin... Think about that for a second."
Everyone is born a virgin.
Intentional misunderstandings are never relevant. Its clear what Blaine meant. Arguing the distinction between "born a virgin" and "born of a virgin" as if you're dumb enough to think he actually meant the former is just stupid.
One would certainly be more miraculous than the other.
Steve, do you know of a little word called faith? You have to have it in life or else you'll get nowhere.
Sorry, I meant "born of a virgin." It was typed in haste this morning.
It was written by an eyewitness account that his inner bowels were exposed.
As opposed to his external bowels?
There is a magnificent story in the collection Monkey Brain Sushi of a man who decides to create his own spirituality... and is amazed, and terrified, when the worst happens: it works.
Have you tried Lamatology?
No. Apparently it turns you into a narcissistic 98lb weakling.