I love the quote by Walt Disney: "It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."
"That's what." -She
"Mistakes are the portals of discovery."
The fag in Boise.
"Cope" ~ Golden Stag Theater Group.
Ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders. -- Jewish proverb
"Beware the fury of a patient man." -- John Dryden
"Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste death but once." -- Shakeaspeare
"A good plan violenty executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week." -- George Patton
"You can always judge a man by the quality of his enemies." -- Oscar Wilde
I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.
--Gen. James Mattis, U.S.M.C.
"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day ... you're the asshole." -- Raylan Givens
"Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ."
- Heinrich Heine
On a humorous note, check out the book "Shit My Dad Says." It's hysterical, but there is also actually some insightful wisdom in there as well.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"