That is an awesome pic, thanks for sharing.
Hahaha Epic. Mic Drop.
Currently '99 Wrangler 2" body lift 2.5" suspension lift, I6, 5spd manual, 31" tires (want to go back to the 33s). It's a work in progress.
The best I can say is my first and present car, a 1999 white Ford Taurus. I've seen much manlier vehicles before, but none I've owned.
The white color makes it easy to see.
It has good gas mileage.
It was inexpensive to buy.
It has a spacious backseat.
It's small and easy to maneuver.
It's white, hence dirt shows up way too easy.
It only has a cassette player/holder
It runs like an old lady's car.