Chuck Norris has an F13 key.
Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass at night. True story.
Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game with a marble.
That's not a solar eclipse, the sun is trying to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
It apparently also changed the ocean involved....
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God said let there be light, but chuck norris told him to turn it on.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun... Don Draper sleeps with women.
Chuck Norris shops for groceries at Home Depot.... Don Draper doesn't shop, that is womens' work.
Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can. Don Draper doesn't own a can opener because bourbon does not come in cans.
Chuck Norris is the best a man can ever get. Don Draper is the best a woman can ever have.