Best Manly Insults

In Brett's book he published some non profane insults from the likes of good ol' Teddy Roosevelt. I gave the book to my nephew so I can't quote them at the moment. What I would like to see in this thread is either new or quoted non profane zingers that attack character and behaviour without completely loosing decorum.

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Permalink Reply by Scott Omega on December 15, 2010 at 4:05pm
Churchill and WC Fields had the best
Permalink Reply by Samy on December 15, 2010 at 4:07pm

I'm French, so I always go for "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries !", but maybe that's just me...

Permalink Reply by Paul_of_TX on December 15, 2010 at 4:11pm

Excellent.

Permalink Reply by Fernando NM on December 15, 2010 at 9:39pm

Hahahaha

Permalink Reply by Brian Pierson on December 16, 2010 at 7:51pm

Very Nice

Permalink Reply by Bryan Lee Sammis on December 28, 2010 at 9:27pm
An old classic!!  I love it!!!
Permalink Reply by Patrick Smith on February 28, 2011 at 5:51am
Knickets!
Permalink Reply by Nick H on February 19, 2012 at 11:03am

I fart in your general direction!

Permalink Reply by Douglas Aldrich on June 17, 2012 at 7:51pm

hahaha   never gets old

Permalink Reply by Beowulf87 on December 8, 2012 at 3:58pm

I was JUST going to say "I fart in your general direction!"

Permalink Reply by Daniel G. on December 8, 2012 at 3:59pm

"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper!"

Permalink Reply by Paul_of_TX on December 15, 2010 at 4:13pm

I am always uncertain if the insult was worth it if they don't understand it.

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