Best Manly Insults
In Brett's book he published some non profane insults from the likes of good ol' Teddy Roosevelt. I gave the book to my nephew so I can't quote them at the moment. What I would like to see in this thread is either new or quoted non profane zingers that attack character and behaviour without completely loosing decorum.
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Permalink Reply by Kyle Egolf on -
"Your mother engages in prostitution in order to raise funds for the building materials necessary to construct a brothel from which your sister will operate."
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Permalink Reply by Olan Wheeler on -
I've always liked this one: "Shut up when you're talking to me!"
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Permalink Reply by Claude on -
My recent favorite actually came from an old Foghorn Leghorn cartoon.
"You must have a hole in your glove, son. You don't seem to be catching this"
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Permalink Reply by Mike M. on -
When people say something stupid that annoys me, I like to start my response with "With any due respect..."
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Permalink Reply by John Galt on -
"Next time you think you've got a good idea, stop. The thinking, I mean. You're terrible at it."
-My response to a particularly awful idea from my supervisor.
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Permalink Reply by JonEdanger on -
In other news John Galt is now in the market...
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Permalink Reply by John Galt on
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Nah. We're a small, tight-knit(at least within my shift) crew, and nobody really holds back on anybody. We reckon it's better to have things out right away, rather than play yes-man and let resentment fester when stupid policies are implemented.
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Permalink Reply by The Dutch Dastard on -
You Sir, are like a roll of toilet paper. Your exterior is soft and shitfaced and your interior is rough and completely hollow.
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Permalink Reply by Harry P Flashman on -
I will not call you a monkey, but when you eat a banana it looks very natural.
My fifth grade teacher to one of the classmates.
There where meetings with parents and principal to follow.
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Permalink Reply by StaggerLee on -
My first thought was a completely nonverbal insult, which is holding a person in such contempt that you refuse to shake hands with the individual when introduced or meet casually.
As for verbal, "The best part of you stained the sheets."
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Permalink Reply by Hampton Kennedy on -
one of my favorite lines from the movie Tombstone, Ive used it a time or two, "Why, I forgot you were there! you may go now."
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