In Brett's book he published some non profane insults from the likes of good ol' Teddy Roosevelt. I gave the book to my nephew so I can't quote them at the moment. What I would like to see in this thread is either new or quoted non profane zingers that attack character and behaviour without completely loosing decorum.
I'm French, so I always go for "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries !", but maybe that's just me...
I fart in your general direction!
hahaha never gets old
I was JUST going to say "I fart in your general direction!"
"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper!"
I am always uncertain if the insult was worth it if they don't understand it.